Rock Me Diabeetus

ooh! rock me diabeetus!

10 Things I Hate About Commandments

On second thought I think I'll stick around for a while longer.

Hulk Hogan - Real American? or TERRORIST?

Oh don't pull that shit on me, Hulk Hogan. I know you. I know your terrible secret. You do an effective job of distracting people with your inspirational video and guitar playing, but you can't hide it forever!



SEE? I KNEW IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG, YOU EVIL MOTHERFUCKER.

Not Today Motherfucker!

My hero~♥

that fat punk kid from Wife Swap

FLOWERS AND SAUSAGES.

Skullmonkeys - Beans

Cutscene from the obscure Playstation platformer.

How good is this game anyway? I kind of want to try it but the cheapest copies are like $30 and I don't want to waste that much money on a PSX game that might suck. (I tried playing The Neverhood once, and I hated it. so so so much. Fuck a bunch of adventure games with bullshit impossible puzzles!)

Mistah F.A.B. - Ghost Ride It

This is a wonderful video for many reasons:

1. He's rapping over the Ghostbusters theme.
2. They're ghost riding a tricked-out Ectomobile.
3. At about 2:11 there's this guy that passes by and he's wearing a Misfits skull t-shirt that has GRILLZ.
4. The lines "Ghost ride, ghost ride/Get out the way, let Casper drive/Ghost ride, go crazy/Who's that driving? Patrick Swayze!"
5. Later in the video they ride a tricked-out SHORT BUS.

Cookie Mongoloid - C is for Cookie (live)

Following in the theme of "metal is not totally shitty when anthropomorphic creatures are doing it", the group Cookie Mongoloid performs the perennial classic "C is for Cookie":

I don't know what amazes me more: the fact that somebody came up with the idea of a Sesame Street speed metal band, or that people are moshing to this song.

No, seriously.

MOSHING.

Pikku-Orava - Taivas lyö tulta

To start this off right, the video that inspired this blog's title:

Pikku-Orava means "Little Squirrel". The song title roughly means "The Sky Strikes Fire". But neither of those details are important to appreciate the beauty and wonder of this video. Whenever I see that little rodent bastard shredding on that guitar or hear him hit the high notes, it's like I've reached Nirvana (and not the fake Nirvana that was in SMT Digital Devil Saga 2). I love you forever, Pikku-Orava.

Incidentally this is actually a cover, the original being done by some Finnish metal band (wow that really narrows it down, doesn't it?):